Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Waiting for Handles

1st BLOG READER: She's late

(Pause)

2nd BLOG READER: She said they would be here

(Pause)

1st BLOG READER: She said they would be here but they're not. I'm ready to see the handles and they're not here.

(Pause)

2nd BLOG READER: If we wait some more they may come.

(Pause)

1st BLOG READER: But they're not here now.

(Longer pause)

2nd BLOG READER: Bother this for a game of marbles; let's go and find something else to wait for.

Exeunt


Tomorrow, I promise. Handles; all done and waxed, Blog readership for the perusal of. And no more pathetic attempts at parodies of Waiting for Godot...

4 comments:

  1. Ahem...so does that make me twiddle-dee or tweedle-dum, er, 1st blog reader or 2nd blog reader? Or?

    Running back to the shop...Mike

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  2. Blimey, Alf, you know how to build up the tension. Now I'll probably be up at the crack of dawn smurfing your blog so I can say "I saw 'em first."

    Paul Chapman

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  3. Mike Wenzloff (MikeW)8/10/2006 06:56:00 am

    It's tomorrow. Or is that today? It's 6 am there as I write this...just how late do you expect me to wait [bg]...

    Mike

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  4. Well, whichever way you look at it, it's now tomorrow because it's today, and I think Alf is just trying to cause confusion to take our attention away from the fact that we still can't see the handles. What handles? I dunno. I can't see 'em.

    Paul Chapman

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