Monday, August 27, 2012

Still Here. Sort of.

Honest. Promise. About three months ago (Three months?! Eeep!) I took some pics for blog entries, and thought "I'll hang on to those a bit, until I've made a bit more progress". And yes, you've guessed it; no further progress. Anywhere, on anything. It was only when the "Alf, where are you?" emails started to pile up in the inbox, that it occurred to me I should probably pop my head over the parapet and give anyone still watching, a wave. So here I am. Waving.

Hopefully the few hours I've just spent going through my inbox has picked up all the emails I should have replied to, but if you're one of the neglected (and it's not about me valuing your combination plane) then shoot me another and I will trying to shatter my current seven day personal best.

One of the most neglected was that of Tony Konovaloff, who's name you may recall has popped up on this blog before, and who was doing the hand tool thing way, way before it was fashionable again. Some time ago he let me know about his website, and then subsequently about his book finally making it into print, both of which I failed singularly to pass on to the reader. The latter, by now, you've probably found put about via The Schwarz (thanks to Ethan for drawing my attention to that), but for us overseas folks, shoot him an email and I gather he'll look into pricing on shipping it overseas.

Anyway, as to more regular updates to this blog, I can't promise anything. The spirit is reasonably willing, but the flesh is basically buggered at the moment. Heigh ho. Nothing terminal or even moderately exciting, just an old familiar foe who fancied to reminisce. Lucky me...

So, um... That's about it really. I dunno, perhaps it's just me, but that "I aten't dead" sign I've shamelessly swiped from Google images - do those letters look kind of like cut nails to you? In which case someone had a serious hammer malfunction when they tried to drive those ones that make up the Ds. On which musing, I go.

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Free (like the river)

Just a reminder of Free Thing Being Given Away. For Free! Like a river. Only less wet and winding and flowy and other river-esque qualities. Quite unlike a river in all respects, in fact. Except for being Free. (Did I mention that?)

Ack, whatever. Have some Stevie Wonder while you wonder if it's worth taking the trouble to send an email for something Free.

 

(Infinity not included) (Neither is Stevie Wonder)

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Patriotic Case Study (and giveaway!)

Well I don't know about any Brits out there reading this, but I'm currently feeling like I'm in imminent danger of drowning under a sea of Union flags. What with HM Queen's Jubilee this weekend (God bless her), the upcoming Olympics later this summer (God help us), and even the European football championships (God will be asked, but honestly, we haven't a prayer), you can't get away from the patriotic fervour. So if you can't beat 'em...

The observant will have noticed that a) Lee Valley Veritas have started supplying their plane blades in nifty clamshell cases, and b) You can buy said handy cases separately. See? Veritas Plane Blade Cases. A useful accessory that had been long-promised, and finally realised - via (and this is a the patriotic bit) UK manufacturing! Yes, I know - I wasn't sure there was any left either, but there ya go.

So because I've been very good, eaten all my greens, and clean living apparently really does pay (could have sworn that was a fib), I have an example or two here chez Alf. Behold:


They hang:


They stack:


They hold blades:


And, well, that's where you want to be careful. If, like me, you see a device designed for item X and immediately wonder if it'll hold item Y, be careful. Turns out not all irons for Bailey style planes are the same. The Hock I knew wouldn't fit, owing to its distinctive square top, but when the *cough*Lie-Nielsen*cough* turned out to be too long, and the Quangsheng only just made it, I thought I'd do the assembled and visiting multitude a favour. Viz: Nick the pic off LV's website and apply a few crude but hopefully helpful measurements.


Turns out when LV say 8" long, they mean from the very tip of the hang hole, so watch it if you're wandering away from Veritas irons and the One True Canadian Path, eh?

But they're good. I like them very much - they clip shut nice and positively, look after your precious sharp edges, and I shall be investing in some more in due course for my other bevel-up irons, once the coffers have refilled (but that's another story).

However, if you know me at all, it's that any spare Bailey pattern irons tend to be stored in, well, "spare" Bailey pattern planes. It's one way to justify them, I suppose... As a result, I asked El Presidente if he'd object to spreading the beneficence a little rather than let things lie around gathering dust, and he said Go Ahead.

So, in a Jubilee kinda way, FREE, GRATIS and for NOTHING, two lucky persons can find a UK-made bevel down blade case upon their doormat in virtually no time at all. You'll need a UK mainland address for me to send it to, but if you're Yuri in Odessa you can still enter, as long as your mate in Basildon is willing to accept the parcel and send it on. i.e. As long as I'm just sending it within the UK, that's fine. Just email me before midnight BST Friday 8th June to enter (address is on the website). I was going to come up with a question or something, but failed; so if you can come up with a relevant (and amusing) one for me I'll stick an extra entry in the hat for you instead.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Got dem bevel grindin' blues

*insert likely Blues lyrics informing you I woke up this morning (yes, I woke up this morning), ain't got no money (no, ain't got a cent) and so forth*

So, do we have any Pelmanists in the house? Because I'm going to ask the reader to perform a feat of memory and cast your mind back again. Good news though; this time it's merely a little over a year since I succumbed to the power of suggestion, the Oh Look It's Got 10% Off Effect (infinitely more dangerous than the Schwarz Effect), and plain old curiosity, and purchased one of them thar fancy blue Norton 3X grinding wheels. And now I've finally got round to fitting it on my beloved "Mole".


That, gentle reader, is an awesome combination right there. The "Mole", the ever-useful grinder tool rest by you-know-who (which would only be improved if it wasn't aluminium that clings to the grit like a mother with her new-born - but then I couldn't afford it at all, so...), and this powder blue thing. Turns out my previous Norton wheel was both harder and finer than I had thought, which did the baby blue new boy some extra favours in making me go "Wow", but even so. It does, as they claim, cut fast, and thus run very cool indeed.

As I was playing, er.. I mean as I had my nose to the grindstone, I thought I might mention a few things that occasionally come up on the matter.

First, why grind? Some folks seem to actively see it as a matter of pride that their preferred sharpening regime means they don't use a grinder. To me that's like prepping stock from the rough with nothing coarser than a jointer plane; you can do it, but it's not terribly efficient. Grinding is the jack plane of my sharpening; it's allows me to quickly get rid of material that's in the way of the finished edge I want, and starts me on the road to that edge. And as nothing of the grinding will actually end up in the finished edge, I can grind coarse, and thus fast and cool. I suspect some woodworkers get thrown a loop by all the wheels aimed at the roundy-spinny turning brigade, who, of course, often do use a grinder to get their finished edge.

A hand grinder-specific problem is that of bushings. Norton thoughtfully provide them down to 5/8" - but ye olde hand-grinder manufactures often made their shafts smaller than that. That's kinda worrying if you're new to purchasing such a grinder, but it's worth remembering the arbor isn't what's holding the wheel. Nope, it's the washers bearing on the side of the wheel (and the paper washers thereon) that are doing the work. Allow me to direct you to Mr Hand Grinder, Tom Thornton's Old Tools List post on how to work with an oversized bushing and an undersized shaft.

Having said which, it's a lot easier - if you have a lathe about your person - to turn up a bushing smaller still, to fit. Which I did some years ago, and which is just as good now as when I made it. Arguably that isn't saying much, but it does the job.


The other hand-cranked grinder worry is Pat Head Rub Stomach Syndrome, and the concern that one won't be able to do it. I certainly wondered. The Veritas rest, or similar designs that have a blade holder, do give one some confidence in that respect. Set the grinding victim up in the holder and just slide it back and forth across the wheel. It's how I started, but it is a bit limiting. You should have some slack in the slot so you can pull the edge away from the wheel, but unless you set up very carefully you can find you can't push the steel into the wheel far enough once you've already ground some off. Also I found it depressingly easy to cack-handedly drive the edge hard into the wheel as I was trying to manoeuvre the blade holder into the slot.

So I ended up losing the blade holder and going freehand. Because of the limitations of where I could set up the grinder at the time, I ended up learning all this with my left hand whilst I cranked with my right, despite being very right-handed as a normal rule. The key thing is to retain control over the tool (surprise), and there are a couple of ways I do it.

Firstly you can act like the blade holder and use the slot (if available) as your guide. The first finger is providing the down force on the tool rest - with the bonus of being able to tell if the steel is starting to heat up.  The thumb and middle finger are providing the side support, with the middle finger also acting as the "clutch". I'll explain about that in moment. Personally I don't find it the ideal set up, but it's handy for the narrower and shorter things, such as combi cutters,


My preferred grip ignores the slot and I find offers more control on the majority of chisels and plane irons. First and middle fingers go on the top to provide down force.


The thumb and third finger provide side support, with the third finger also acting as the "clutch" in this case.


And yep, I do have the top fingers that close to the edge. It's almost certainly just a psychological thing, but I feel a lot happier doing this with a hand grinder than I would a tailed grinder. In practice these things have plenty of momentum and the wheel will go round a fair bit after I stop cranking, but somehow it feels safer knowing I'm at least not going to be keeping on cranking as my fingers are ground into a bloody mush. An electric motor knows no such mercy.


So what do I mean by the "clutch" finger? That's the one that controls the forward/back movement of the edge into and out of the wheel, kinda like a clutch pedal I thought. I find the straight rear edge of the Veritas provides the ideal edge to just guide that finger along. Push the finger towards the wheel and you disengage the edge from the grind; curl it back, and you're grinding again. I reckon 90% of grinding happiness is letting the wheel do its job, so a delicate touch of steel to wheel is essential. So many people seem to favour jabbing the edge into the wheel like they're trying to use the tool as a brake, and then they're surprised that losing temper is a problem. Let the wheel cut, don't let the tool heat up beyond warm at all, and grinding is a lot less stressful process. If I have to plunge the tool into water to cool down, I consider myself a dumb klutz.


The other thing, like so much hand tool use, is to look and see what's happening. Holding the tool freehand, it's very easy to take it off the rest, have a look at progress, then return it safely. I do it a lot. In this case I was taking the grinding angle on the 1" Veritas chisel down from 25° to 20° (told you I did many evil things to them), so I had an easy reference to check that I was grinding square i.e. The existing bevel. Sometimes a square and/or judicious use of a Sharpie might be required. Either way, it really helps if you can readily spot if you're not grinding evenly - an even bevel at this stage cuts down the work needed at the honing stage, after all.

The end result came out okay. Normally I wouldn't grind quite as close to the edge as this, but as things were staying so cool, I pushed the limits a little. By the end the chisel was starting to feel warm, but the temper was in no danger at all. Nice. Looking forward to see how the wheel copes with some less easy-going steel.


Anyway, there ya go, some of my thoughts on grinding. Whether you wanted them or not. :)